1. doitsu:

    iporygon:

    therightnippleofgilgamesh:

    a genre-aware white haired anime boy that dyes his hair in protagonist colours in an attempt to avoid his tragic fate

    Anime mom untying her side ponytail when shit starts going down to avoid death

    A character that sits next to the wall instead of the window in class to avoid being an anime protagonist

    (via welpkun)

     
  2. kayllen:

    thatsthat24:

    vinegod:

    On the Run by Thomas Sanders

    Words can not express how much I loved making this vine…

    LOL

    (via angellust155)

     
     
  3. fuckyeahthespianpeacock:

    saltheria:

    yeffyaboyuice:

    mythchief:

    So there I was, ready to take a shower. I mean, I was dirty, a little greasy, a shower was not such a horrible idea. People take showers, amiright? Of course!

    I get naked.

    FULL naked.

    REAL naked.

    I’m talking the exact opposite reason why you ever went to your grandmother’s house.

    No cookies. Blatant nudity.

    That’s how folks take showers these days, right? Well, I pull back the curtain…

    And there it was.

    This…thing…sitting on the little soap/shower/pube shelf. Not a care in the world, like it’s been there for years. “What the fuck is that?” I think to myself.

    Now, what follows is the exact pattern of thought that took me from rational human being to Sloth in 3.4 seconds.

    “Is that a Red Lobster cheesy biscuit? Holy fuck that’s a Red Lobster cheesy biscuit. OMG why would someone leave that unattended. Those things are so delicious. I’m gonna eat the fuck out of it. Man, I can’t wait to see whoever left it’s face when they come back to find that someone ate their cheesy biscuit’s fuck. Ohhh boy.”

    Then my brain sent a message to my arm that said, “Reach for that cheesy biscuit, bitch. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?”

    As you must already know, we are all contractually bound to make a dickload of mistakes throughout our lifetime. Some of those mistakes are so big that they forever hinder our world and warrant entire chapters in our children’s history books. However, most mistakes have the dubious providence of merely haunting one’s soul and festering amidst the subconscious for always and eternity.

    This was, nearly, one of those.

    If my adjacency to failure could be measured, the only possible unit of measurement to appropriate it would be “baby condoms”. And no, I do not mean those horrendous papoose-like titty-cribs that the slovenly carriage their spawn around in in Wal-Mart, I mean condoms that a baby would wear.

    My adjacency to failure was roughly 1 and a half Kiddie Trojans.

    I’m not sure what stopped me, be it cosmic or supernatural, but it gave my brain just enough time to ask itself some rather important questions regarding this little tub treasure. Questions like:

    “WHO, THE FUCK, WOULD LEAVE A CHEESY BISCUIT IN MY SHOWER?!”

    And inquiries such as:

    “AND WHY WERE YOU GOING TO EAT IT, MORON?!”

    Seriously, was I so hungry that I would wantonly disobey all the integral conditioning and survival imprinting my parents bestowed upon me like the ever important, “Um, don’t eat that biscuit, you don’t know where it’s been or whose it is and also you found it in the shower.” in order to satisfy something so benign as a munchie?

    That, I’m sorry to say, was pretty much my reality.

    An early morning introspective psychological evaluation of a sad, hungry, naked man who almost ate a bar of soap.

    OMG ITS BACK

    This shit needs to be published.

    This is going in the monologue section and I’m not even sorry.

    (via get-your-ass-in-the-impala)

     

  4. "w is not a vowel"
    — every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

    (via clearcrow)

     

  5. corporateaccount:

    iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

    (via clearcrow)

     

  6. thelyrical-soprano:

    omobolasire1:

    consultingsuperhusbands:

    acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

    earthsuxx:

    If you live in the United States and you are not currently angry. You should be.

    I don’t live in the United States. I live in Australia. I’m fucking pissed as hell.

    i live in India; and god knows my country is a lot shitty, but I’m so very mad.

    I live in Canada and I’m beyond angry and sad.

    You know it’s bad when a Canadian is angry.

    (via get-your-ass-in-the-impala)

     
  7. sixpenceee:

    As a paranormal/horror blogger I can assure you these child abuse ads are the most scariest and saddest thing I’ve ever seen. Probably because things like that are happening RIGHT NOW at this very INSTANT. 

    And it’s horrifying but hopefully these ads bring more attention towards it. 

    I got these from this buzzfeed article. You can view more ads and the sources for these ads there as well. 

    (via sam-the-moose)

     
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  10. tuhree:

    in case you were having a bad day check out this guy i just saw

    (via winchestergeneration)

     
  11. robregal:

    white-people-be-like:

    When will they learn

    This shit ain’t funny at all. I don’t know why these white dudes think it’s okay to walk up to people, blatantly insult them, then think nothing should happen. Then people look at the Black folks in the vids like THEY’RE wrong.

    (via angellust155)

     

  12. djdragonblood:

    helioscentrifuge:

    laoisepotter:

    Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?

    What’s worse is when the writers WANT to and the company won’t LET them

    image

    (via angellust155)

     

  13. moriartystiger:

    ajantas:

    don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

    I even killed my last cactus is this why I’m no one’s girl is this the secret to a successful relationship

    (via abyssoffeels)

     
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  15. geekycrap:

    this is my favourite vine ever and I will never get tired of it

    (Source: weloveshortvideos, via allowmetohelpyousire)