1. drwatsonbagginsfreeman-nygaard:

    Love this epic Hobbit poster

    (via swl-fanatic)

     
  2. breadonly:

    gleeson666:

    what the fuck is this

    bazinga

    (via swl-fanatic)

     
  3. rylanxduck:

    Yeah why?

    (Source: thefilmfatale, via onlylolgifs)

     

  4. "Does my uniform make me look fat?"
    — Insecurity guard (via katiebishop)

    (Source: lamapalooza, via king-moriparty)

     

  5. yarnes:

    i aim for the point in a friendship when people begin to think you’re dating

    (via swl-fanatic)

     
  6. crazyfan01:

    fleursih:

    onefitmodel:

    justshutupnluvme:

    emme629:

    acomas:

    crazydestruction:

    You better all fucking reblog this.

    I got to reblog this, it’s true

    Wow.

    This may be the most important thing I’ve ever had on my blog.

    This actually brought me to tears

    Everyone that see’s this on their dashboard and reblog this no matter what type of blog you are. If not, I’m ashamed of you.

    (Source: flowersinbonecages, via zachlilley)

     
  7. (Source: theultradork, via zachlilley)

     

    1. My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
     
  8. (Source: andrope, via zachlilley)

     

  9. hunnidthousand:

    I thought mpreg was like a type of audio/video format and I googled it and well I am wrong. 

    (via cronasmadness)

     

  10. egg-rolls:

    when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

    (via swl-fanatic)

     
  11. dream-with-me-please:

    sharkchunks:

    fennecwolfox:

    oeste:

    misterhippity:

    I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

    So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

    i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

    so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

    I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

    Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

    I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

    Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

    I tried emitting allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal, but everyone I did it to was asexual.

    Now I communicate only through smoke signals and voodoo magic like my ancestors before me.

    (via rai-a-day)

     
  12. (Source: lolgifs.net, via onlylolgifs)

     
  13. staff:

    htmlflowers:

    closing panel from my second guest page in Simon Hanselmann’s “Truth Zone” Series.

    Put the bottle down. Tumblr is for everyone. 

     

  14. nosdrinker:

    not flushing public toilets should be a felony

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)